It's gettin' real up in he-ah

"Come to meeee....  give me all
your moneeeyyyy...."

Where I moved, I can see the Whole Freakin' Paycheck Foods sign glowing like a beacon in the night, beckoning me to spend $200 on my small bag of organic, hippy goods. Seriously, though, I did just spend $30 the other night on like four things. Is recycled toilet paper really worth it?

Anyway, another cool thing about tootling around on your scooter is that at places like Whole Foods, where apparently there is universally NO PARKING no matter which Whole Foods you go to in the country (what is with that? They're taunting cranky, malnourished vegans, for goodness sake!), I can just go past everyone and park on the sidewalk. Parking the parking of the just! And avoiding being driven to make a rap song about it, although this is awesome:

I realize this is totally so two years ago, but give a girl a break -- I only JUST got my very first laptop a  couple months ago, for example. I know that's sad, but you know, there's stuff like 50 pairs of shoes and scooters to buy instead. Important things!

So, back to Whole Foods... I'm actually really excited it's so close. Scooter Lass needs to get healthier. Here's to more Kombucha and kale and sh%t in my near future!

P.S. This is a totally unrelated public service announcement: don't forget to set your clocks one hour ahead this Sunday, March 11!